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This t-shirt is everything you and your old lady dreamed of. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of fit for yo chest. It's flattering for all who dare to behold it.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Defend Yoself

Rating is 4.9 out of five stars based on 8 reviews
$27.00Price

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Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars.
Based on 8 reviews
8 reviews

  • Patrick PintoJul 15, 2025
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Verified
    The Best of the Bey

    I love to include my four boys in with all of Larry Dickey’s experiences. The videos are phenomenal and my children love to wear the clothes that I get them. We had an incident where an address got mixed up and Larry was very personal very kind and took the time to resend the packages. My Son was so happy when he noticed that Larry saw him wearing a shirt of his on Instagram and TikTok and Larry commented on it. We will continue to follow support and buy your products Larry. You are a master.


  • Wo Hung Lo Mar 22
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars.
    Verified
    Nice Shirt.

    The cotton blend was as soft and comfortable as a bowl of collards on a brisk autumn day.

    The Larry Dickem image is cool as a fresh pack of Newports.

    I hope the shirt and the image last the washing cycle after I defend yo self against the haters of the world and that punk ass neighbor that operates his leaf blower at 7:00 AM Saturday mornings. He don' messing with the wrong muthra...


  • Sean HappyOct 13, 2025
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Verified
    Absolutely legit

    I love this shirt, very comfortable in 3x and looks the part! I support the message as well being a practitioner of Taekwondo.😄 🙏🥋

    Larry Dickem
    Oct 20, 2025

    Welcome to the dojo Sean! ✊🏾✊🏾


  • RexNov 14, 2025
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Verified
    Defend Yo Self

    Having my Larry Dickem t-shirt is liberating - I can defend my self now, thanks to him ;-). The shirt is quality made and fits well! I even sent Larry a message and he replied back. Top notch human and thankful we have him to give all of us a well needed laugh. Love his musical talent as well. So, get Yoself a t-shirt from the Dickem man and Defend Yo Self!


  • Marc GJan 03
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
    Verified
    You need Dickem in your life

    This shirt is amazing. It feels great and I haven't had to fight one short person since I started wearing it. The Larry Dickem name is enough to protect you from most harm, but it's no substitute for the Master himself. You won't regret buying anything Larry is selling.

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